The corupted Wish game

[aronshadowblade]

granted but it chokes you
I wish for a sephiroth sword

[Toshiro Hitsugaia]

granted but it rusts

i wish i had tacos

[msdcc]

-granted- but the meat is made of faeces

I wish for a pokemon card!

[aronshadowblade]

granted but the pokemon comes out and eats you

I want nachos!

[msdcc]

-granted- but the nacho chips are all crushed and there's no cheese!

I wish more KARMA

[aronshadowblade]

granted but its BAD karma

I wish for.. a wish that won't backfire!

[Dante]

Granted- your 9292920193857372950375849302758482939857382384 wont backfire (for about a second)

I wish to be in a movie and be the main character

[msdcc]

Granted but you're the star of brokeback mountain.

I Wish for the planet pluto

[Toshiro Hitsugaia]

granted but since its a gas planet you go through it

i wish for a pizza

[msdcc]

-granted- except the pizza is radioactive and greasy. It falls down the sewer drain accidently when you dropped it and a mole ate it. The mole then appears in front of your living room eating your Computer

I wish for Excalibur

[Toshiro Hitsugaia]

granted but its fake

i wish for superpowers

[msdcc]

-granted- but you get batman's nonexistant powers (stinks to be you) so you can't do anything 

 I wish for new speakers for my computer

[Loki]

Granted- But they're broken do to me dropping it 55 times before giving it to you XD

I wish for a trillion dollars and not the counterfeit money I'm talking about the real deal and I  don't get any consequence for this wish. I wish for a trillion dollars that I can actually spend in America and not get in trouble for because it's stolen money or some  BS idea you can think of. I wish for a trillion dollars!!! Grant it now!

[Toshiro Hitsugaia]

granted but you ow someone that exact amount and they take it


i wish for a wish

[Loki]

-Granted- but I mistook a wish for a fish... ah well

I wish to be God and for this wish not to backfire.

Ha I win =P